As sensitive young men here at SPOCSYM, we have few friends. Whether we alienate them with our continual, excessive weeping, or tease out the stranger’s inner bully with our perpetual comments on the quality of cafe’s lace doilies, the result is the same; few friends.

However there are a few ill–advised (and soon to be societally shunned) individuals who see fit to extend the warm, well-moisturised hand of comradeship out to SPOCSYM. We would like to pay homage to these rare unions here, presenting more information for you to explore, and perhaps better understand the motivations that drive friendship.

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